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Clipper    Posted 04-20-2004 at 09:12:56       [Reply]  [No Email]
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes.

In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.

''No sense pulling up the entire floor for a pack of smokes,'' he said to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump.

As he was packing up, the lady came in. ''Here,'' she said, handling him his pack of cigarettes. ''I found them in the hallway.''

''Now,'' she said, ''if only I could find my hamster. ''


donna in w.v    Posted 04-20-2004 at 11:39:34       [Reply]  [Send Email]
like hubby says" sh** happens."


~Lenore    Posted 04-20-2004 at 09:49:21       [Reply]  [No Email]
OOPS!
One of my most frequently used phrases.

;-)


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