|Dave Smith ||
Posted 04-20-2004 at 13:30:12
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Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died,
Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
Going to a singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty
took his breath away. "I'm just an ordinary man," he said,
walking up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will
die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
The woman went home with Charles, and the next day she
became his stepmother.
(Will men EVER learn?)