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bill b va    Posted 04-21-2004 at 13:49:47       [Reply]  [No Email]

> > A husband walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer
> > l*ngerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from
> > $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price.
> >
> > He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the l*ngerie
> > He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and
> > it for him.
> >
> > Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as
> > well be nothing. I'll not put it on and do the modeling neked and return
> > the next day and get a $500 refund for myself So she appears neked on the
> > balcony and strikes a pose.
> >
> > The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least
> > iron it!"

> >

Tinker    Posted 04-21-2004 at 15:53:14       [Reply]  [No Email]
This one is going to be having me chuckling a loooong time. Thanks!

DD    Posted 04-21-2004 at 13:56:17       [Reply]  [No Email]
OUCH! And how long do ya think it took him to even see the wrinkled model after that? LOL!

Clipper    Posted 04-21-2004 at 13:59:33       [Reply]  [No Email]
Did the police report say one or two black eyes??? :^)

DD    Posted 04-21-2004 at 14:01:00       [Reply]  [No Email]
I was thinkin the hospital bills would be a heckuva lot more than $500 too! ; )

Yep!!    Posted 04-21-2004 at 14:06:04       [Reply]  [No Email]
No wonder the wimmens outlive us... :^)

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