Posted 04-21-2004 at 15:22:39
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Living in a small town has some distinct advantages and disadvantages.
1. You don't have to decide which dry cleaners to use.
2. You don't have to compare sales for groceries
3. JW's NEVER come to your door
4. Everybody knows where you live and who lived there last
5. The clerks don't have to "See Photo ID"
6. Everybody waves hello
7. After church, most folks go to "the office" which is the Dairy Queen
8. High School sports take up most of Friday's paper
9. Everybody knows who's kid that is
10. If you ever did manage to outrun a cop, he most likely would have the ticket thumbtacked to your screen door before you got home.