Posted 04-23-2004 at 05:32:20
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ABCs & LSD
Not long ago a popular link made the rounds online depicting drawings by an artist over the course of an LSD trip. Here are a few of the pictures demonstrating the drugs effect on his artwork over an 8 hour period.
I didn't think much of it until the other day, when my son came home from pre-school with the following sheet of paper in his backpack. He had been practicing writing his name.
Clearly my 4-year-old is on drugs.
Now that I think about it, so many tell-tale warning signs were there, but I just ignored them. Like Irrational mood swings. Last week when I told him it was too late to watch Nemo, he just burst into tears. And Irregular sleep patterns. All those nights we couldn't get him to go to bed, he wasn't "overtired," he was out of his little skull on crank.
Plus all the constant messing with his nose. I was so stupid to think he was on boogie patrol, when he was really on the cocaine. And just the other night he asked me, "Why are there dogs?" If that's not the talk of someone who's high, I don't know what is.
I'm not sure when all this started, but I think it has been going on for quite awhile. I recently watched a video of him when he was only 12 months old and I swear, he was so messed up he could barely walk.
My wife and I have talked about rehab, but for now we're going with some good old-fashioned tough love. I told him point blank, if he doesn't get off the junk and get clean, he's totally getting a time out.
I will also definitely try to not make the same mistakes with his 6-month-old brother. Although... now that i think about it, the other day I did find him in his crib drooling, staring at his fingers, and totally pi**ing himself. Oh, no! I'm too late!
Damn you, society! DAMN YOU TO H*LL!!!
from...http://www.thesneeze.com/ (for the pic.)