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The lie clock
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bill b va    Posted 04-25-2004 at 15:31:27       [Reply]  [No Email]

The Lie-Clock
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of Peter at the Pearly
Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.  He asked,  "What are all
those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth
has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.
"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?" That's  Nelson Mandela's. The
hands have never moved, indicating that he never  told a lie."
Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter
responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice,
telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." Where's Bush's
clock?" asked the man. Bush's clock is in Jesus' office.  He's using it as
a ceiling fan."

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