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Retired and having fun
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bill b va    Posted 04-25-2004 at 16:11:01       [Reply]  [No Email]


 
How about this?
Retired & Having Fun 
 
     Working people frequently ask retired
     people what they do to make
     their days interesting. Thought you
     might like to see what happened to
     me last week.
      I went downtown the other day.
      I was only in there for about 5
      minutes. When I came out there
      was a city cop writing out a parking
      ticket. I went up to him and said,
     "Come on, buddy, how about giving a
      senior a break?" He ignored me and
      continued writing the ticket. I
      called him a Nazi. He glared at me
      and started writing another ticket
      for having worn tires. So I called him
      a piece of horseshit. He
      finished the second ticket and put it
      on the windshield with the
      first. Then he started writing a third ticket
      This went on for about 20 minutes.
      The more I abused him, the more
      tickets he wrote. I didn't give a crap.
      My car was parked around the
      corner. I try to have a little fun each day.
      It's important at my age
From:    PAMervin@aol.com Full-name:    PAMervin Date:    Sun, Apr 4, 2004, 10:43pm Subject:    Fwd: Gave me a laugh... To:    Ekoliambas@aol.com
Leni, I just received this from my eldest son.  I think this is great.  I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
 
Phil
X-Originating-IP:    [205.187.137.85] X-Originating-Email:    [bmervin1@msn.com] From:    "Brendan Mervin" To:    "BillandRhonda" , "Dad" Subject:    Gave me a laugh... Date:    Fri, Apr 2, 2004, 11:38pm (EDT-4) X-Priority:    3 X-MSMail-Priority:    Normal Seal-Send-Time:    Fri, 2 Apr 2004 23:38:59 -0800 X-OriginalArrivalTime:    03 Apr 2004 07:38:57.0189 (UTC) FILETIME=[B8CE5550:01C4194E] X-AOL-IP:    65.54.171.130
Retired & Having Fun 
 
     Working people frequently ask retired
     people what they do to make
     their days interesting. Thought you
     might like to see what happened to
     me last week.
      I went downtown the other day.
      I was only in there for about 5
      minutes. When I came out there
      was a city cop writing out a parking
      ticket. I went up to him and said,
     "Come on, buddy, how about giving a
      senior a break?" He ignored me and
      continued writing the ticket. I
      called him a Nazi. He glared at me
      and started writing another ticket
      for having worn tires. So I called him
      a piece of horseshit. He
      finished the second ticket and put it
      on the windshield with the
      first. Then he started writing a third ticket
      This went on for about 20 minutes.
      The more I abused him, the more
      tickets he wrote. I didn't give a crap.
      My car was parked around the
      corner. I try to have a little fun each day.
      It's important at my age


I'm gonna have fun    Posted 04-25-2004 at 19:25:16       [Reply]  [No Email]
forwarding all my spam to the e-mail addresses you posted with that message:^)


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