Country Living
Country Living, Country Skills
Country People

KountryLife.com - A Country Living Resource and Community
Community
Message Board
Country Topics
Trading Post
Memory Lane
Country Skills
Country Cooking

Channels
Gardening
Livestock
The Kitchen
Machinery
Tools

Photographs
Photo Gallery
Vintage Photos
Special Collections

Fun
Country Humor
Country Sounds
Coloring Book
Interactive Story

Farm Tractors
Pictures
Tractor Parts
Tractor Manuals

Miscellaneous
Classic Trucks
Antique Tractors
Modern Tractors
Site Map
Links Page
Contact Us

  
Country Discussion Topics
To add your comments to this topic, click on one of the 'Reply' links below.

21 Wise Sayings : )
[Return to Topics]

DD    Posted 04-26-2004 at 08:14:22       [Reply]  [No Email]
21 Wise Sayings
>
> 1. The best way to get even is to forget...
>
> 2. Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death...
>
> 3. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts...
>
> 4. Some folks wear their halos much too tight...
>
> 5. Some marriages are made in heaven, but they ALL have to be maintained on
earth...
>
> 6. Unless you can create the WHOLE universe in 6 days, then
> perhaps giving "advice" to God, isn't such a good idea...
>
> 7. Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up...
>
> 8. Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous...You will get knocked
down by the traffic from both ways...
>
> 9. Words are windows to the heart...
>
> 10. A skeptic is a person who when he sees the handwriting on
> the wall, claims it's a forgery...
>
> 11. It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill,
> just add a little dirt...
>
> 12. A successful marriage isn't finding the right person-it's
> being the right person...
>
> 13. The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its
> ground...
>
> 14. Too many people offer God prayers with claw marks all over them...
>
> 15. The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can't hold
it...
>
> 16. To forgive is to set the prisoner free, and then discover
> the prisoner was you...
>
> 17. You have to wonder about humans, they think God is dead and Elvis is
alive...
>
> 18. It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again... Just be
sure to flush when you are done...
>
> 19. You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress when it
> sticks out its neck...
>
> 20. If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you
> can bet the water bill is higher...
>
> 21. And last but not least -- God gave the angels Wings, and He
> gave humans CHOCOLATE!!!!!
>
> All true me thinks...



New-gen    Posted 04-26-2004 at 11:50:27       [Reply]  [No Email]
"It's better to want something you don't have than to have something you don't want"
And as for #17, I believe there two things that indicate Elvis is dead:
1. He hasn't built a theatre in Branson.
2. Do you honestly think he would have let Micheal Jackson anywhere near his daughter other than over his dead body??


mud - what would elvis sa    Posted 04-26-2004 at 12:17:34       [Reply]  [No Email]
if he were alive today?

" let me out of here!!!!"


mud    Posted 04-26-2004 at 09:50:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
if'n you got one foot in yesterday an one foot in tomorrow... well then yer pissin on today.


DD    Posted 04-26-2004 at 09:53:35       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hmmmm, would that help explain why your name is mud? ; ) Just Kiddin


mud    Posted 04-26-2004 at 12:15:52       [Reply]  [No Email]
well, ya got me there. hahahaha just that some folks dwell in what was, an what might be, when all any of us got is the glorious right now.
that's all i meant. no offense intended to none.

be here now.....


~Lenore    Posted 04-26-2004 at 09:03:21       [Reply]  [No Email]
Very good and encouraging.
I like them all but specially like #1 and #16, very true.
They will set a person free!!


DD    Posted 04-26-2004 at 09:14:49       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yes Ma'am, I got a giggle out of #18 myself : )


# 22    Posted 04-26-2004 at 08:16:39       [Reply]  [No Email]
The only good MIL is a .....ahhhhh nevah mind.....:^)


deadcarp    Posted 04-26-2004 at 08:58:11       [Reply]  [No Email]
Can you spell "plane ticket to the Bahamas"? Simplifies everything. :)

"Here. Bye."


DD    Posted 04-26-2004 at 08:27:43       [Reply]  [No Email]
Now now, Behave ; ) LOL!


[Return to Topics]



[Home] [Search]

Copyright © 1999-2013 KountryLife.com
All Rights Reserved
A Country Living Resource and Community