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Joe Dirt    Posted 04-27-2004 at 04:34:33       [Reply]  [No Email]
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a hen's butt looked edible?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,why is there a song about him?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!And they think Goofy is the stupid one!!!

If Wile E.Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If quizzes are quizzical,what are tests?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle,Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face,he gets mad at you,but when you take him on a car ride,he sticks his head out the window?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe,you believe them,but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

jfky    Posted 04-27-2004 at 05:42:43       [Reply]  [No Email]
1-from the showjack@$$
2-double dog dare ya
3-sadistic secret of toaster industry
4-same reason micheal jackson is a star
5-as my dad says he is an educated fool
6-you never been in a classroom before have you
7-to look at the quality of your insurance
8-its a heirachy just like our government
9-a fool and his money is soon parted
10-a way for education to waste taxpayers dollars under the heading of accountability
11-try local governments
12-copyright laws
13-no but they are allowed to drive anywhere
14-I never blew in a dogs face-I am not that bored
15-people are fools
I hope this cleared up a few issues

Joe Dirt    Posted 04-27-2004 at 10:35:27       [Reply]  [No Email]
lol, clear as can be!

bob ny    Posted 04-27-2004 at 04:55:54       [Reply]  [No Email]
i ain't been on here for a week and now i know what i missed most, the intylectual part

Dang....    Posted 04-27-2004 at 04:37:12       [Reply]  [No Email]
it is simply too durn early for this kinda mental testing.....going for more a sweet roll too! :^)


Fern(Mi)    Posted 04-27-2004 at 04:46:19       [Reply]  [No Email]
When it comes to the sweet role? Give the good wife a day off!!! LOL

Clipper    Posted 04-27-2004 at 04:48:29       [Reply]  [No Email]
Sent her off to work at 5AM.....I'll give her Satiddy & Sunday off... :^)

Joe Dirt    Posted 04-27-2004 at 05:12:39       [Reply]  [No Email]
My better half leaves for work about 5:15 usually I go back to bed for a while. Today for some reason, I stayed up. So I thought what the hay, I'll terrorise the 'net for a while!

Fern(Mi)    Posted 04-27-2004 at 05:03:27       [Reply]  [No Email]
5:00AM? Ain't even light yet (least not here). Talk about saving daylight. You guys are mixing it half and half.
Ahh! You see the boys off to school. She welcomes them home.
I see's a whole lot of good stuff ahared here.
You all keep it up.

Clipper    Posted 04-27-2004 at 05:08:10       [Reply]  [No Email]
I get the boys up,make b-fast fer em,send em off to school,and I'm here when they git home. They gotta come through the Barber Shop to get to the kitchen and snacks!! LOL!

Joe Dirt    Posted 04-27-2004 at 04:38:59       [Reply]  [No Email]
Dangit, make a pot for all of us!

Haw'n Heart    Posted 04-27-2004 at 09:25:20       [Reply]  [No Email]
(_)@ (_)@ (_)@ steaming cups all around!!!

; )

Grove r    Posted 04-27-2004 at 04:46:59       [Reply]  [No Email]
Gotta add 'nuther one....'if one is "disgruntled", when they get over it, will they become "gruntled"??? I'll have cream and sugar with my cawffee, please...R.E.L.

Sure!    Posted 04-27-2004 at 04:43:22       [Reply]  [No Email]
I gotta 50 cup cawfee maker... :^)

Clipper: guzzling coffee&chickory :^)

Alias    Posted 04-27-2004 at 05:00:50       [Reply]  [No Email]
Good morning barkeep. There's a guy in Arkansas that calls Coffee, cawful. He was questioning how much money we'd save if we didn't drink that "CAWFUL". So, I have this to say. Coffee is what has kept many a poor soul alive around me for lo these many years. Be sure and have yourself a good day.......gfp

bob ny    Posted 04-27-2004 at 05:05:36       [Reply]  [No Email]
coffee is not an acesory it is a is required by the human body like oil in an engine
without it the body stops functioning

Alias    Posted 04-27-2004 at 05:16:12       [Reply]  [No Email]
My sentiments, perzactly.......gfp

Joe Dirt    Posted 04-27-2004 at 04:54:07       [Reply]  [No Email]
Holy crap! 50 cups? ...makes that little thing I call a coffee maker look tiny. Sure, it says it's a 4 cup maker... then why can I only get 1&1/2 out of it? oh yes, I know... cup, mug, there is a diference

bob ny    Posted 04-27-2004 at 05:01:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
don't you just love when you are visiting frien s ab and they offer you a cup of coffee and you can't get your finger in the handle and one drink and it's gone
bob( wnos paws may be a little bigger than normal anyway) ny

Haw'n Heart    Posted 04-27-2004 at 13:10:33       [Reply]  [No Email]
a cup for bobny [_]& ; )

Mebbe...    Posted 04-27-2004 at 04:59:14       [Reply]  [No Email]
ya got yerself a leaker? Check fer cracks!! :^)

Clipper: grin.

Grove r    Posted 04-27-2004 at 05:07:30       [Reply]  [No Email]
Have bin to a few rest ur ants where ya kin order a whole pot o' cawfee fer the table....think theys call it a ker raff, er somethin, git it filled 'bout as offen as everbody else gits their cup filled... R.E.L.

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