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Clipper    Posted 05-01-2004 at 17:58:49       [Reply]  [No Email]
Patsy Cline is now singing "Crazy" on de Wurlitzer Juke Box.....belly-up folks!!! :^)

KELLYGA HEY Y'all!!!!    Posted 05-01-2004 at 20:48:51       [Reply]  [No Email]
I AM HERE! AM I TOO LATE??? Is every body gone???

Clipper    Posted 05-01-2004 at 20:57:35       [Reply]  [No Email]
Nope...I'm still serving...and Patsy Cline is still singing on the Wurlitzer....and that damn Ruben is drooling at DD....horny bustard... :^)

btw: I wuz worried bout you gal!

KellyGa    Posted 05-01-2004 at 21:14:11       [Reply]  [No Email]
Awright now, the horses have been in here long enough, let muh chicks have a go at the watering hole! They love a good beer! :)

DD    Posted 05-01-2004 at 21:00:04       [Reply]  [No Email]
OOOOooooOOO I don't want no horse drool on my girls ya know. Ruben, gitcher butt outside or behave now ; )

DD    Posted 05-01-2004 at 20:53:21       [Reply]  [No Email]
Nope, you kin have yer bar back now...I'm gonna sit a spell and talk with New-gen : ) I's jest holdin down the fort til you got here

KellyGa    Posted 05-01-2004 at 20:58:51       [Reply]  [No Email]
Kewl, sorry I was late, my family ruled for two days, they got new games, so I was booted off, lol. Okay, I am now serving Frozen Marguiritas, or regular, which is it gonna be? Half price from here on out til closing! What a bargain! WOO HOO! Alright, whos first!

Ron,ar    Posted 05-01-2004 at 21:10:21       [Reply]  [No Email]
BY GOLLY, I'M FIRST and I'll have a double Bahama Mama (and her mama too) if ya don't mind, and dom't spare the rum. Trying to round up all you MIA's is hard work:^)

KellyGa    Posted 05-01-2004 at 21:26:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
Okay...this one is a coming down the goes...SSSWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSHHHH! Did ya get it????

and I    Posted 05-01-2004 at 21:35:39       [Reply]  [No Email]
didn't spill a drop. Don't let them chickens have any, nothin worse than a hungover chicken trying to roost in a tree.Ya have to knock em out with a Hawaiin Punch bottle. (read Cindi's story)

DD    Posted 05-01-2004 at 21:02:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
I'll take a virgin one if'n ya don't mind. Now that yer back I'm relegated back to Designated Driver for anyone what can't make it home ; )

KellyGa    Posted 05-01-2004 at 21:11:16       [Reply]  [No Email]
K, I'm gonna slide it down your way, here it comes, catch!!!!!!!!

donna in w.v    Posted 05-01-2004 at 20:03:30       [Reply]  [Send Email]
looks like we are all in our places with bright shining faces.

Clipper    Posted 05-01-2004 at 20:06:11       [Reply]  [No Email]
I'm a little worried here....Kelly has been MIA for a while now....

donna in w.v    Posted 05-01-2004 at 20:32:56       [Reply]  [Send Email]
haven't heard from her either. she sometimes emails me and she hasn't for a few days.went flea marketing today and found 49 oz.mugs . make a nice beer mug,huh?

Clipper    Posted 05-01-2004 at 20:40:10       [Reply]  [No Email]
In my younger days 49 oz. was a shot glass.... :^)

DD    Posted 05-01-2004 at 20:11:36       [Reply]  [No Email]
May I stand in for Kelly until she gets back? ; )

Clipper    Posted 05-01-2004 at 20:14:39       [Reply]  [No Email]
You betcha DD....course ya gotta show a little front cleavage....not too much tho or Burrhead will get rowdy... :^)

DD    Posted 05-01-2004 at 20:46:16       [Reply]  [No Email]
Burr's rowdy anyway...nothin new with that is there?

Clipper    Posted 05-01-2004 at 20:47:27       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yaaaaa....he sure knows how ta yank tail feathers too!! LMAO!!!

DD    Posted 05-01-2004 at 21:14:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
Then I'm glad I don't have any : )

This is just a guess    Posted 05-01-2004 at 20:26:34       [Reply]  [No Email]
but I think DD will have a problem with a "little" cleavage, I don't know for sure but...well..just what does DD stand for anyway:^)

DD    Posted 05-01-2004 at 20:38:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
I'll never tell ; ) *bats eyes*

It's too late    Posted 05-01-2004 at 21:19:38       [Reply]  [No Email]
to say "I'll never tell", I done seen Dsl's picture he posted:^)

DD    Posted 05-02-2004 at 00:21:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
Oops! Giggle : )

Clipper    Posted 05-01-2004 at 20:29:07       [Reply]  [No Email]
I'm thinkin "healthy".... :^)

DD    Posted 05-01-2004 at 20:42:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
You'd be thinkin "right" TeeHee

Well.....    Posted 05-01-2004 at 20:45:14       [Reply]  [No Email]
As Forest Gump would say..."That's all I got to say about THAT!"..... :^)

Clipper: kinda smug bout being right fer a change,,, :^)

DD    Posted 05-01-2004 at 20:54:38       [Reply]  [No Email]
You've been right about alot of things, you just never talked to the right folks who'd tell ya that ; )

Dang!!    Posted 05-01-2004 at 21:01:11       [Reply]  [No Email]
That'll git ya all the tequilla you kin guzzle...yer a sweetie!!

Clipper: My Daddy said I'd be smart if I lived past stoopid!! :^)

DD    Posted 05-01-2004 at 20:17:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yes Sir! I thought you'd be handing out those Clippers Saloon t-shirts for us to wear and maybe we could make a few strategically placed cuts in it ; ) (wink-wink) if ya know what I mean. LOL!

Oooooooo!!    Posted 05-01-2004 at 20:23:59       [Reply]  [No Email]
I hadn't thought of that! I like yer thinkin....former Hooter gal possibly??? :^)

DD    Posted 05-01-2004 at 20:29:41       [Reply]  [No Email]
LOL! Well, I got hooters, but no hooter gal here unless it was in a past life. Hmmmm, nah, that can't be right either cuz I musta been a sista in a past life cuz she left me this booty to remember her by. I wouldn't wanna be one of those lil toothpick hooter girls anyway. They all look like they're gonna fall on their face at any minute. And besides, they's all made of silicone anyway ; ) LOL!

New-Gen    Posted 05-01-2004 at 20:43:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
So you're saying you have a D-D-formity? S-So I s-stutter--oh well, care to join me for a b-beer?

DD    Posted 05-01-2004 at 20:48:17       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yyyyeeeeppp....I don't drink but I'll chat a spell with ya ; )

Burrhead    Posted 05-01-2004 at 20:09:15       [Reply]  [No Email]
last time I seen her she posted here and on the talerban commo center.

I wish she was here to pass my beer to me afore Rueben slobbers in it.

Clipper    Posted 05-01-2004 at 20:12:58       [Reply]  [No Email]
I didn't know she was hanging with the Talerbans.....she must have a good set of hip waders. :^)

Burrhead    Posted 05-01-2004 at 20:37:52       [Reply]  [No Email]
no kiddin. If I'd uh had my smoke pole witme I'd have got her outtuh there.

She must be tuff. Good thing she's been exposed to raukus boys over at the Saloon.

KellyGa    Posted 05-01-2004 at 21:34:42       [Reply]  [No Email]
LOL, I was just talking to Maplestone about his doggie. He was having some troubles so I helped him out. :) Thanks for being on the ready to rescue me though. :)

Willy-N    Posted 05-01-2004 at 18:31:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
Can I take a close up picture of her? Mark H.

Ron/PA    Posted 05-01-2004 at 18:26:13       [Reply]  [No Email]

Who's buying?

Clipper    Posted 05-01-2004 at 18:37:43       [Reply]  [No Email]
Nobody pays at the KL Saloon.....:^)

Fern(Mi)    Posted 05-01-2004 at 18:31:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
Darn it Clipper.
There'd be more romfor more of us to belly up to ar if this horse ruben could stand up to the bar rather than along side.
And, another thing. I wants to know how many confusing yells of your did the little rooster have to sort through to make a run?
Fernan LOL

Clipper    Posted 05-01-2004 at 18:40:18       [Reply]  [No Email]
Rooster got 2 singles and a triple today....sadly they lost with a final score of 10-8....only 6 innings of play in LL was a good game...and the chilli dogs were purty good too! Burp! :^)

jeanette    Posted 05-01-2004 at 18:37:39       [Reply]  [No Email]
give me a beer and a whiskey for my horse

oh wait make that    Posted 05-01-2004 at 18:38:37       [Reply]  [No Email]
a whiskey for me and a beer for my horse,,, he's driving

Clipper    Posted 05-01-2004 at 18:41:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
Don let yer horse teach Ruben the Saloon horse to drive....he's enuff trouble now as it is....he's the one over there hogging the tequilla.....

Ron/PA    Posted 05-01-2004 at 18:41:28       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hey, I'm a designated driver, is my beer free???

TB    Posted 05-01-2004 at 19:08:42       [Reply]  [No Email]
Say ah I wounder what that horse in the parking lot is backed up to the side window of the Mayers car is doing??? Hic

Clipper    Posted 05-01-2004 at 19:11:51       [Reply]  [No Email]
If he's doing what I think he's doing that rascal is gonna have to break outta jail cuz I ain't bailing him out again!!

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