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Saloon News Flash ! !
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Clipper    Posted 05-02-2004 at 07:35:35       [Reply]  [No Email]
This was in the local paper this morning...
A scientist from a local University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference conducted at the KL Saloon last night announcing the invention the scientist was taken outside by a large group of cowboys and had the crap kicked out of him.The cowboy's were reportedly being cheered on by a somewhat drunken horse displaying a picture of Patsy Cline on his rump.



Patria    Posted 05-02-2004 at 08:44:28       [Reply]  [No Email]
Those cowboys ought to have a monument built in their names..


Clipper....Hey Patria!    Posted 05-02-2004 at 08:48:30       [Reply]  [No Email]
So glad to see you turning up!! Don't make yerself scarce around here gal....you are liked and missed ya know!!!:^)


ron,ar    Posted 05-02-2004 at 08:47:30       [Reply]  [No Email]
good morning Patria, good to see you here again. It's been storming up this way and in most of the southern U.S. You doin OK?


Patria    Posted 05-02-2004 at 09:06:40       [Reply]  [No Email]
Thanks for the warm greeting , Clipper and Ron, I'm doing great, just busy. Yesterday was my daughter's 17th birthday and we went to the beach, I took more sun that I should have and I'm feeling sooo tired...
For the rest everything's peaches. I'm reading the old posts now, including Alias story. Great party you had last night at the saloon. "Crazy" is my favorite Patsy Cline song. In the old days, here in PR, we didn't get to hear too many country songs but when it was that famous then it was played in our radio stations.


New-Gen    Posted 05-02-2004 at 09:40:10       [Reply]  [No Email]
Good morning Patria-good to se ya-how's everything going?


Patria    Posted 05-02-2004 at 10:09:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well, Newgen, I'm so mad!
Like I told before I'm paying now for the great time I had yesterday at the beach. Today we have a wonderful party at 5pm in a beautiful hotel, all the drinks and food you can have, all sponsored by the dutch club. I still don't know if I'll feel good enough to go. The party is the Netherlands queens day celebration and everybody should wear something orange. I bought a nice orange blouse a few days ago but, I'll look like a !@#$% carrot for petes sake!!!
Hubby said I don't look so red anymore..hehe, he just want me to go with him. I'm treating my face with banana boat aloe vera green gel that I keep in the fridge. I should have made up my mind about going by 3pm, should I stay home I'll be here. It's SUNDAY and I'm gonna have my fun one way or the other..:-)


deadcarp    Posted 05-02-2004 at 07:43:53       [Reply]  [No Email]
I used to know a schoool superintendent like that - he'd find a way to take the fun outa anything. Until his missus confronted him about the buncha Playboys in his garage. I say buy that horse a beer. :)


DD    Posted 05-02-2004 at 07:54:16       [Reply]  [No Email]
She got mad about a buncha Playboys? Heck, I bought my first hubby a 5 year subscription. He looked at the pics and I read the articles. LOL!


DD    Posted 05-02-2004 at 07:41:07       [Reply]  [No Email]
LOL! Good one Clipper : )


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