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Ruben Report
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Clipper    Posted 05-03-2004 at 05:49:00       [Reply]  [No Email]
Spent a whole 2 hours last night getting the Saloon picture of Patsy Cline unglued from his rump....where he got the Crazy Glue from is anybody's guess. The Ex-Lax has wore off but now he's filling the air with green,noxious fumes that ain't even close to being called Old Spice. At least he is re-stocking the beer coolers and locking up at night......:^)


KellyGa    Posted 05-03-2004 at 09:10:54       [Reply]  [No Email]
You better get that horse some therapy, before he hurts himself, lol!


Clipper    Posted 05-03-2004 at 09:22:13       [Reply]  [No Email]
He keeps messing wit dat picture of Patsy Cline and he's gonna need more than therapy I tell ya...


DD    Posted 05-03-2004 at 07:35:41       [Reply]  [No Email]
TeeHee, I like yer Ruben updates : ) Now Mr. Fern, surely you wouldn't be talkin about nunna that hard corn liquor would ya? Giggle


Fern(Mi)    Posted 05-03-2004 at 07:22:00       [Reply]  [No Email]
Somebody's got to help keep Ruben away from Bullet.
Ever since a wire has come between Bullet and the lady's he normally hangs with. I can only guess where Bullet has learned all this belligerent language he's been laying on me.
I supose it would hurt to let this bull to consume a little more corn (you know what I mean) to sooth his frayed thinking ways!
Until later.
Fernan


Clipper    Posted 05-03-2004 at 08:21:11       [Reply]  [No Email]
For Bullet a daily dose of corn mash might improve his disposition but I don't know what will cure him of the Saloon language.....Ruben can now blister the paint off of the hitching post now....cussingnest hoss I ever saw....Hope the Preacher don't come calling when that hoss is inna bad mood.....


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