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Just like I figgered!
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Clipper    Posted 05-03-2004 at 19:23:56       [Reply]  [No Email]
I knew the MIL has been spying on me....evertime I go outside to work on something the hairs on the back of my neck would get to twitching.....
This afternoon I hooched on down to the in-laws to get some sewing stuff fer the wife....noticed a big old set of binoculars setting on the sill of the big picture window. "Hey, who are these fer?" The MIL says "Those are for your FIL to watch the deer with." Yeah right and I just fell off the turnip truck last night!!
Anyhooo...I go down to the shop and snags a tube of Prussian Blue....come back inta the farmhouse with it...snagged the binoculars and snuck em inta the warshroom....I then Prussian blued up both the eyepieces REAL good,put the lens caps back on,and put the binoculars back on the winder sill and left.

Bout 5 minutes after I gets home I go outside and commenced to puttering around the shed and generally making a racket dontcha see.I jest knew I hit paydirt when I felt the hairs on my neck commence to twitching!!!

I figger it's gonna take the old battlewagon a couple of days and a lot of scrubbing to get that Prussian Blue off from around her beady eyes.... and I sure as heck ain't gonna offer no easy way to do it! :^)

KellyGa    Posted 05-03-2004 at 20:26:10       [Reply]  [No Email]
LMAO! Are you serious???? DId you really do that??? That is HILARIOUS! A picture is worth a thousand words, wish I could see that! Serves her right for lying! Give em hell Clipper!

Clipper...Yabbut...    Posted 05-03-2004 at 20:29:36       [Reply]  [No Email]
I'll prolly have ta sleep in the garage wit the pooch fer the rest of the week....purty sure the crap will git throwed inta the rotary ossilator tamorry morning when the wife goes down fer her morning cawfee with the Creature frum the Black Lagoon....sigh. :^)

KellyGa    Posted 05-03-2004 at 20:43:32       [Reply]  [No Email]
Doesn't your wife have a sense of humor??? I would have to laugh if I were her. How could she not? lol She has got to know how her mother thinks, and hey, you tryed to ask her what the binoculars were sitting there for and she lied, if she hadn't been snooping, she wouldnt have blue rimmed eyeballs right now! LOL! Lyer lyer, pants on fire! Sorry, couldnt resist. She must have nothing to do, what in the world was she looking for anyway? She think you got a harem stashed away down the hill in the barn or something? Goodness! ;)

DD    Posted 05-03-2004 at 19:37:30       [Reply]  [No Email]
Oh Clipper! Say it isn't so! : O

Clipper    Posted 05-03-2004 at 19:44:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
It sure is so....and I'm gonna sleep like a baby tonight too.... wit a big crap-eating grin on mah face!!! LMAO!!!

Burrhead    Posted 05-03-2004 at 20:00:53       [Reply]  [No Email]
If ye really wanna screw up her attitude go over and rub limburger(sp?) cheese in the mouth end of her telephone and call her ever few minutes to see if they're spotting any deer.

BTDT & it was fun.

Oooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!    Posted 05-03-2004 at 20:06:16       [Reply]  [No Email]
I like yer thinking mah man.....think I better keep a low profile fer a while....she has a church social to attend at 9AM tamorry and I just KNOW she'll be sporting a lovely shade of blue around them peepers of hers....LMAO!!!!

Clipper: "Feeling allright!!!" :^)

Burrhead    Posted 05-03-2004 at 20:24:15       [Reply]  [No Email]
I luv to pull that stuff on folks so I got a good belly roll outtuh the blue eyes.

Clipper    Posted 05-03-2004 at 20:26:25       [Reply]  [No Email]
I'll prolly git pounded by my Missus fer pulling that on her Mudder....just couldn't hep myself....the devil made me do it!!! :^)

DD    Posted 05-03-2004 at 20:16:53       [Reply]  [No Email]
ROFLMAO!!! P.S. I got yer mug im scoutin out a proper box for shipping ; )

Clipper    Posted 05-03-2004 at 20:24:29       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hey DD...come on and ping me yer snail-mail addy...I'd like ta send ya something nice!! (No it ain't bits an pieces of the MIL!!!) :^)

DD    Posted 05-03-2004 at 20:26:00       [Reply]  [No Email]
You just stick close to this board and that'll be payment enough for me ; )

Clipper    Posted 05-03-2004 at 20:30:49       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hard-headed with cleavage....whatta combination!!! :^)

DD    Posted 05-03-2004 at 20:34:15       [Reply]  [No Email]
And a redhead to boot ; )

Clipper    Posted 05-03-2004 at 20:36:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
Remind me not to arm wrassel with ya....:^)

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