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Bruce    Posted 05-04-2004 at 20:19:00       [Reply]  [No Email]


Aprille's post earlier highlights the things I am here to see. I'm lurking at least three times a day and getting more enjoyment than I can possibly explain. Someone else usually expresses my feelings before I can. So I lurk!! I am New to computers and working hard to figure them out. I like junque of all sorts and I am training at least two of my 15 grand children to like it also. My wife thought several people on this site were getting new boats. At least I think that is what she meant when she mentioned something about a little dingy.


Burrhead    Posted 05-04-2004 at 21:09:30       [Reply]  [No Email]
afore Clipper gits ye all flamed out just how big an ole boy r-u??


Bruce    Posted 05-04-2004 at 21:21:59       [Reply]  [No Email]
I am the proverbial fat man with the mellow attitude. 5'10", 270 lbs,short hair [very very short]broad shoulders, glass eye, dentures, and a wooden leg. And man can I dance.


Burrhead    Posted 05-04-2004 at 21:26:54       [Reply]  [No Email]
thought fer a minute ye was talking bout me but ye shorted it about 3-4" an over weight 25 pounds. Outside of that it's a good descript tho. Right eye and leg????


Bruce    Posted 05-04-2004 at 21:32:37       [Reply]  [No Email]
I have no idea, bought leg at a yard sale and it didn't have a shoe. Got the eye from a friend and forgot to ask.




Clipper    Posted 05-04-2004 at 21:34:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
Sounds like you went to a VA Hospital and got short-changed too...

Ya know any lap dancers perchance?


ROFL!!!    Posted 05-04-2004 at 21:25:14       [Reply]  [No Email]
Gonna beat ya at dancing and arm wrassling Burr!

Think I oughta have cops at the Saloon Friday nite? :^)


Clipper: the calm


Burrhead    Posted 05-04-2004 at 21:28:54       [Reply]  [No Email]
sounds like arm rasslin's out


Clipper    Posted 05-04-2004 at 21:33:02       [Reply]  [No Email]
He kin run the Wurlitzer Juke Box....ya don't think he's the type ta drool on Patsy Cline do ya?


Burrhead    Posted 05-04-2004 at 21:38:21       [Reply]  [No Email]
That's how come he carries the extree eye in his shirt pocket. Even when he's asleep he gets that eye out and keeps an eye on Patsy.


Clipper...By Gummit....    Posted 05-04-2004 at 21:42:30       [Reply]  [No Email]
I'll hire him faster than Fern can burp in his beer....:^)


Clipper...Yo Burr...    Posted 05-04-2004 at 21:11:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
You wanna dance with him or arm wrassle? :^)


Burrhead    Posted 05-04-2004 at 21:23:22       [Reply]  [No Email]
jest making shore he don't sway back Ruben. If Ruben ul give him a ride we'll get a dancer. By the time they get back it's a done deal.


LMAO!!    Posted 05-04-2004 at 21:26:26       [Reply]  [No Email]
Stop it....yer killing me.... :^)

Clipper: gettin off the floor again...


Clipper    Posted 05-04-2004 at 20:23:43       [Reply]  [No Email]
Welcome to de nut house....yeah we got more nuts than squirrels here but man it is fun!! Don't be afraid to jump in and post....I can't do it all and folks are goona start throwing things at me purty soon.....:^)

No offense: ask the wife if she'd be innerested in doin a little lap dancing come Friday night here at the KL Saloon....free drinks! :^)


New-Gen    Posted 05-04-2004 at 21:01:14       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hey! I just had a thought! How about I send Dawg in there for the job? He's good at wet sloppy kisses!


Clipper    Posted 05-04-2004 at 21:04:54       [Reply]  [No Email]
Put a bikini on him...after a couple of stiff drinks mebbe Fern wouldn't notice that he's got 4 legs...and a windshield wiper! :^)


Aprille..the dancer's dau    Posted 05-05-2004 at 13:20:32       [Reply]  [Send Email]
oooOOOAAAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAhahhaWSWWWAAAAHhaaa!!! Stopp STOP!! Yer killin me!! Glass eye?? FAKE LEG WITH MISSING SHOES!!?? Ohh LORD !!


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