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Old Sarge    Posted 05-08-2004 at 06:50:30       [Reply]  [No Email]
I got this from some one, don't remember who, but I thought it would bring a smile to the faces of all our mothers. My wife sure got a kick out of it.

Gonna be a bear
In this life I'm a woman.
In my next life I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake up to to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.

When you're a Mama bear, everybody knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who messes with your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line you swat them too.
I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, youtr mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, I'm gonna be a Bear.

This had to be written by a Mother.


Yabut    Posted 05-08-2004 at 09:00:31       [Reply]  [No Email]
I knew this woman once that had already come back as a bear. She had all o'them features you described. And, if I'm not mistaken, she had some kinda blue stuff on her face. LOL......gfp


DD    Posted 05-08-2004 at 08:17:37       [Reply]  [No Email]
YES! Thanks Old Sarge! (((HUGS)))


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