Posted 05-08-2004 at 10:02:47
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....last time the saloon was open I had heard about an irritated wife who had complained for weeks that her husband was spending all of his free time in the saloon watching Ruben try to play pool with that infamious under handed Clipper
Well, thankfully, I was there when this patron finally brought his wife in with him. "What'll you have?" Clipper asked.
"Oh, I don't know." She thought for a long moment, looking around the place thinking the straw and saw dust on the floors a little much and untiddy.
"Oh, just the same as my husband, I guess." So the husband ordered them each a shot of Jack Daniel's, tossing his back in one gulp.
His wife watching this, took a small sip from her own shotglass, immediately spitting it back out. "Ick! That's terrible! I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"
"Well, there you go," the husband cried. "And you've been thinking I'm in this joint enjoying myself every night!"