Posted 05-12-2004 at 08:41:15
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I just thought I was a redneck. What I witnessed a couple of days ago when I went out to mow the back yard outdoes ANYTHING I have ever seen or done! Y'all must tell me if you know of anyone who has ever done this.
My new neighbors are great. They went picking strawberries down south of here, and brought me a whole bowl full, just to be neighborly!
Anyway, I rolled the mower around back, after finishing the front. He has an old blue truck parked in his back yard, it runs, but he leaves it back there most of the time. I glanced over, and saw him sitting on the side of the bed of the truck, and his girlfriend was laying in the truck. It was very warm, 90 that day, so I thought that was odd.
I went on mowing, glancing over from time to time, trying not to be rude, but trying to figure out what the deal was. You know those four holes in the side of the bed on the top rim that you can use to tie stuff down with? Well, they had four tiki torches stuck in those holes, burning to keep the mosquitos away. Okay, no big deal.
THEN, I noticed. They had clear sheets of heavy duty plastic draped across the whole bed of the truck, and had FILLED IT WITH WATER!!!! LMAO! She was IN the bed, cooling off!
Oh it gets better, for you guys anyway. She is sunning, topless!!!!!!!! I know this, because when she got out, she slipped on her overall shorts, and had NO shirt on, so her tahtahs were showing out the sides of the overall bib!!! AHHHHHH!
I just laughed and laughed and laughed. I think they made that day pretty entertaining as they waved at me from their redneck pool. I am going to attempt to take a picture of this truck, just so you can see it for yourself, and no, I am not taking a picture of her in her bib overall shorts, LMAO! Sorry guys!