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Redneck Pool
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KellyGa    Posted 05-12-2004 at 08:41:15       [Reply]  [No Email]
I just thought I was a redneck. What I witnessed a couple of days ago when I went out to mow the back yard outdoes ANYTHING I have ever seen or done! Y'all must tell me if you know of anyone who has ever done this.

My new neighbors are great. They went picking strawberries down south of here, and brought me a whole bowl full, just to be neighborly!

Anyway, I rolled the mower around back, after finishing the front. He has an old blue truck parked in his back yard, it runs, but he leaves it back there most of the time. I glanced over, and saw him sitting on the side of the bed of the truck, and his girlfriend was laying in the truck. It was very warm, 90 that day, so I thought that was odd.

I went on mowing, glancing over from time to time, trying not to be rude, but trying to figure out what the deal was. You know those four holes in the side of the bed on the top rim that you can use to tie stuff down with? Well, they had four tiki torches stuck in those holes, burning to keep the mosquitos away. Okay, no big deal.

THEN, I noticed. They had clear sheets of heavy duty plastic draped across the whole bed of the truck, and had FILLED IT WITH WATER!!!! LMAO! She was IN the bed, cooling off!

Oh it gets better, for you guys anyway. She is sunning, topless!!!!!!!! I know this, because when she got out, she slipped on her overall shorts, and had NO shirt on, so her tahtahs were showing out the sides of the overall bib!!! AHHHHHH!

I just laughed and laughed and laughed. I think they made that day pretty entertaining as they waved at me from their redneck pool. I am going to attempt to take a picture of this truck, just so you can see it for yourself, and no, I am not taking a picture of her in her bib overall shorts, LMAO! Sorry guys!


Spence    Posted 05-12-2004 at 18:08:54       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hope he took the keys out of ignition, pretty risky stuff!


Bob/Ont    Posted 05-12-2004 at 18:28:28       [Reply]  [No Email]
Spence, not half as risky as the lawn sale people thougth they where having when they unloaded the truck to make the pool.
Later Bob


Bob/Ont    Posted 05-12-2004 at 14:41:19       [Reply]  [No Email]
It works good Kelly but you need to take most of the junk out of the back of the truck first though.
Later Bob


~Lenore    Posted 05-12-2004 at 10:26:28       [Reply]  [No Email]

Sorta like this, Kelly?


KellyGa    Posted 05-12-2004 at 11:11:00       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yeah, but with tiki torches, lol! Scary what people think of isn't it??? :) Where on earth did you find this picture?


~Lenore    Posted 05-12-2004 at 11:13:18       [Reply]  [No Email]
I had seen it last year on another little message board and saved it. I bet that is where your neighbor got the idea! LOL


E. G. HENDRICKSON    Posted 05-12-2004 at 08:54:03       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Red Neck Engineering! Hate those tan lines.


dale anne    Posted 05-12-2004 at 08:49:26       [Reply]  [No Email]
good lord! lol....aint never seen nuttin like that b4 and hell my whole family is rednecks lol....heheheh was she wearing arm floties to keep from drowning?....lol sorry just had to....hmmmmm wonder iffin ya feed the ole man a few pounds of beans and start a camp fire under the bed of the truck iffin y'all could call that a hottub complete with jets...ok y'all enuff of that...been up all nite scratching this dang poision ivy and am a bit delerious i reckon....i'm going back to tend my chores...ta ta fer now


Well now....    Posted 05-12-2004 at 08:44:30       [Reply]  [No Email]
that ya got all the old-timers here drooling an dry-hunching their chairs you ain't gonna follow up wit the pics? Pffffftttttt....may the fleas of a dozen camels infest yer armpits! LOL!

Clipper: who loves bib coveralls on wimmen....


Haw'n Heart    Posted 05-12-2004 at 11:12:54       [Reply]  [No Email]
Now, now, Clipper...... you don't like COVERalls on women.... ya like the OVERalls, coverin' nuttin!!!! LOL...... I just couldn't resist....

: )


Clipper    Posted 05-12-2004 at 11:15:30       [Reply]  [No Email]
Mebbe I shoudda worded that post different ya think??? :^)


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