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This one's for the Ladies : )
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DD    Posted 05-15-2004 at 19:39:21       [Reply]  [No Email]
The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-

Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the heck happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow-
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Handsome-
Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
-Kathy Buckley-
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb . and I'm also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler-
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man- if you want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinem-
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-

Send this to five bright women you know and make their day!

Every woman I know is I am sending to several more.... And if some of you men on this board read this far then I hope ya'll got a few chuckles out of it too ; )

KellyGa    Posted 05-16-2004 at 03:45:47       [Reply]  [No Email]
Thankyou DD! Those were all great, every one of them!

Susie!    Posted 05-16-2004 at 07:18:22       [Reply]  [No Email]
I like them, especially the Bette Davis comment, now there was an old time and good actress, thanks for the laughs....

Ron,ar    Posted 05-15-2004 at 22:13:42       [Reply]  [No Email]
my daughter sent this to me once, I replied back "whats a matter you don't know any bright women?" She knows lots of educated ones, just not many smart ones.
BTW ya coulda left Ms. Barr and ole Gloria S. off that list:^)

DD    Posted 05-16-2004 at 08:48:56       [Reply]  [No Email]
Notice none of those quotes were made by me Sweetie ; ) I didn't write it, just wanted to share a giggle with everyone : )

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