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We Are All Luscious Apples : )
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DD    Posted 05-17-2004 at 19:18:43       [Reply]  [No Email]
We Are All Luscious Apples

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy... So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!


mud    Posted 05-18-2004 at 05:44:36       [Reply]  [No Email]
ground hogs get them apples on the ground at our place.

my mrs. is a 'top of the tree' apple. i was able to snatch her up when i fell off the barn roof patchin tin.



Clipper    Posted 05-18-2004 at 04:49:53       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hitting the tree wit a good truck will bring em all down and then you'll have yer choice....fer temporary use the bad ones kin be a lot of fun. :^)


Dave Smith    Posted 05-18-2004 at 03:46:40       [Reply]  [Send Email]
A smart man uses a cherry picker to ride up over the top of the tree and picks all the best apples. ( I have one of those ) Then he lets all the not so good apples fall to the ground to be gathered by the scavengers.
Dave <*)))><


TO35    Posted 05-18-2004 at 02:32:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
I musta been looking in the wrong apple orchard...lol


TO........still looking for a luscious apple....


WallSal55 - uh, hmm, huh    Posted 05-17-2004 at 19:43:15       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yeah, me mother tried to impress such a story
on to me. Hated being looked over by fellas,
never called, whatever.
But when I got in my 20's, did a little chasin' and flirtin' of my own. (A lot?)
Only thing that ever worked fer me.
I'd a been an old maid if I ever left a decision
up to them. (sorry, guys)
Women know how men behave.


ron,ar    Posted 05-17-2004 at 19:23:26       [Reply]  [No Email]
there is an apple tree out back, it's loaded, but not like it would be if I climbed all the way to the top:^)


DD    Posted 05-17-2004 at 19:24:14       [Reply]  [No Email]
LOL! : )


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