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No Bashing    Posted 05-23-2004 at 05:18:42       [Reply]  [No Email]

A lawyer story

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two
men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to
stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer
"But sir. I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under
that tree"
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he
stated, "You come with us also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife
and SIX children with me!"
Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as
the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the
lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass
is almost a foot high!"

Steve from Tennessee

Ron,ar    Posted 05-23-2004 at 07:24:59       [Reply]  [No Email]
I liked that!
There was a blind snake and a blind rabbit. They were talking about not knowing what they were.
The rabbit said, "we could feel of each other and describe what we felt, then we would know what to call ourselves". The snake said "ok, lets do that". The snake felt of the rabbit and said "you have a short fluffy tail, long ears and fur all over, you must be a rabbit".
The rabbit then felt of the snake and said "you have scales all over, are slimey and lower than anything I've ever heard of, you must be a lawyer"

Steve from TN    Posted 05-23-2004 at 07:32:16       [Reply]  [No Email]
Ayep, sounds about right to me.

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