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Hillbillies to the Rescue : )
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DD    Posted 05-23-2004 at 08:41:22       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hillbillies to the Rescue

Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot
of whiskey, they talk about their own moonshine

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a
sandwich, begins to cough.

After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is
in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya
swaller?" The woman shakes her head

no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue
and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the
back of her dress, yanks down her p*nties and quickly
gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm
and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks
slowly back to the bar.

His partner says "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there
"Hind Lick Maneuver," but I ain't never

seed nobody do it!"

KellyGa    Posted 05-23-2004 at 08:44:59       [Reply]  [No Email]
LMAO!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!! OH man, that was GOOD, I needed that. Thanks DD.

Grove r    Posted 05-23-2004 at 08:53:07       [Reply]  [No Email]
Having had to attend enough first aid courses to qualify me as a brain sturgeon, I find that exceptionaly hilareous...thank you, R.E.L.

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