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Clipper    Posted 05-26-2004 at 06:47:58       [Reply]  [No Email]
One dark night outside a small town in Minnesota, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames.

The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.

When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the centre of the plant. They must be saved. I will give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact." But the roaring flames held the firefighters off.

Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the company's secret files.

From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby Norwegian rural township volunteer fire company composed mainly of Norwegians over the age of 65. To everyone's amazement, the little run-down fire engine, operated by these Norwegians, passed all the newer sleek engines parked outside the plant ... and drove straight into the middle of the inferno.

Outside, the other firemen watched as the Norwegian old timers jumped off and began to fight the fire with a performance and effort never seen before. Within a short time, the Norske old timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas.

The grateful chemical company president joyfully announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave, though elderly, Norske fire fighters.

The local TV news reporters rushed in after capturing the event on film asking, "What are you going to do with all that money?"

"Vell," said Ole Larsen, the 70-year-old fire chief, "da furst thing ve do is fix da brakes on dat foocking truck!

mud    Posted 05-26-2004 at 07:28:25       [Reply]  [No Email]
i got to hand it to you clip. thats one funny joke. it will cheer up some folks i know that need a good laugh. thank you friend.

now- about these sore ribs on mine? i am still laughin at this one.

DD    Posted 05-26-2004 at 07:28:05       [Reply]  [No Email]
TeeHee : )

Alias    Posted 05-26-2004 at 07:20:12       [Reply]  [No Email]
Man Oh man, Clipper that's a classic. Thanks!.........gfp

Stormie    Posted 05-26-2004 at 07:18:51       [Reply]  [No Email]
That was very cute...loved it! Thanks

Grove r    Posted 05-26-2004 at 07:04:07       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hilsne, Clipper....that is hilarious.....and no...I will NOT take offence to an ethnic joke about my heritage.....just love them all to peices.... adjo R.E.L.

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