Posted 05-26-2004 at 08:55:02
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Recently we have received credible intelligence that
there have been seven terrorists working in your office.
Fortunately, six of the seven have been apprehended.
Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin, Bin Drinkin
and Bin Behind-Kissin have all been taken into custody.
At this time, no one fitting the description of the seventh
cell member, Bin Workin, has been found at your office.
We are confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin
will be very easy to spot.
You are OBVIOUSLY not a suspect at this time.
Thank you for inviting MountainWings in your mailbox.
See you tomorrow.