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Texas    Posted 05-27-2004 at 05:07:39       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yesterday afternoon I moved 15 weaning heifers to a leased pasture several miles down the road. Along the way I needed diesel so I stopped at a local station. While filling my truck I looked back at my trailer and saw a kid about 4 or 5 sticking his arm through the bars of the trailer gate trying to "pet" those heifers. I'm thinkin ..."oh no, those heifers are gonna snap his arm like a twig between those bars". I hollered...rather loudly....for him to get his arm out of there. The next thing I know I have an irate young female, presumably the boys mother, all up in my face (literally) for screaming at her child. I tried to explain that those werent pets and you never stick your arm through trailer bars unless you want it broke. She wasnt even trying to listen. Just screaming at me for hollering at her poor little boy. She called me several names, and used some cuss words I didnt know and some I aint used in years. Just about the time I was ready to take the end of a knotted rope to her bottom for being such a snot and foul mouthed, one of those heifers, who must have had a touch of the green grass scours flipped her tail and fairly splattered miss potty mouth all upside her face. At that point I laughed...she went ballistic. Last I saw in my mirror was miss irate frantically trying to wipe all that stuff off her face and outta her hair. I think I'll keep that one heifer. Just for grins :)

~Lenore    Posted 05-27-2004 at 15:31:07       [Reply]  [No Email]
That is so funny, Texas!
Revenge without having to do a thing.
God has a sense of humor.
I know He was trying to teach her a lesson;
about using bad words, she probably did not get the message.

bob ny    Posted 05-27-2004 at 13:12:29       [Reply]  [No Email]
now if that happened in nys the lawyer would be waiting to stop you at the next red light with a court order. the farmers up here can't spread manure within 50 ft of thler property line if someone builds a house on the next door property

bob( who has retired from all cow problems) ny

Melanie    Posted 05-27-2004 at 12:59:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
Oh, man, that is funnnyyy!!!!!! I am a city gal myself, but I was raised by country people... and if my kid was dumb enough to stick her arm in a trailer full of cows, if I didn't reach her to spank her little tail first, then I'd be grateful to the guy who saved me a doctor bill! And let me ask this: where the he77 was the mother when her kid was getting all up close and personal with the trailer? And another thing, I would be more ashamed of showing such a trashy attitude and behavior than I would be of a face full of cowsh!t. Talk about an ingrate. LMAO that Bossy knew how to settle the thing!!!! ROFL!!!!!

I can't stop laughing...    Posted 05-27-2004 at 12:40:15       [Reply]  [No Email]
Thank you...


Poo-etic justice????    Posted 05-27-2004 at 11:52:26       [Reply]  [No Email]

Chas in Me    Posted 05-27-2004 at 08:33:31       [Reply]  [No Email]
I would have that Heifer's picture taken and framed as most valued employee of the year.

deadcarp    Posted 05-27-2004 at 08:19:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
heh heh - yup, i love country justice. Wish i had that gal's phone number - i'd ask if she has any fertilizer she'd like to get rid of - heh heh. "aww, let me get a paper towel" "Oh don't bother. By the time you get back that heifer'll probly be miles away" - hee hee hee :)

New-Gen    Posted 05-27-2004 at 06:36:50       [Reply]  [No Email]
Even further proof that there IS a God!! LOL

DD    Posted 05-27-2004 at 06:10:41       [Reply]  [No Email]
Serves her right! Sounds to me like that was EXACTLY what she needed ; ) LOL!

Mugway    Posted 05-27-2004 at 06:06:10       [Reply]  [No Email]
What comes around goes around,she was spewing crap and it came back and hit her in the face.
ya gotta love poetic justice. Bwa HaHaHa

dale anne    Posted 05-27-2004 at 05:28:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
lmao...ohhh man that was a pisser....i keep a danger sign on my trailer fer just such cases...even when have goats in it i make sure that sign is in place...dont wanna get sued by ignorant people such as the one ya came across...i would take the ole cow and give her the best feed and pasture i could! anne

whooeeeee!    Posted 05-27-2004 at 05:20:13       [Reply]  [No Email]
madame justice mends her fence again!!!!


hay    Posted 05-27-2004 at 05:15:30       [Reply]  [No Email]
that's a lesson she will never forget.

Clipper    Posted 05-27-2004 at 05:13:26       [Reply]  [No Email]
There is justice in the world after all....LMAO!!!! Them wannabe Martha Stewarts are the worst....and if her brat had gotten injured she'd be running fer the nearest lawyer to sue you. Glad to hear she got the crappy end of this encounter! LOL!!!

Steve from TN    Posted 05-27-2004 at 05:12:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
And where's the camcorder when ya need it?

jeanette    Posted 05-27-2004 at 05:56:09       [Reply]  [No Email]
looks like the cow had more sense this time!!! good story.

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