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~Lenore    Posted 05-27-2004 at 14:36:33       [Reply]  [No Email]
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed
it.

I had amnesia once -- or twice

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart.

Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows
up,
he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.

Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look
like a
nail.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

How can there be self-help "groups"?

Is there another word for synonym?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

The speed of time is one-second per second.

Is it possible to be totally partial?

What's another word for thesaurus?

Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a
man
who can't get his pants off.

It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

HAVE A GOOD DAY!


Red Dave    Posted 05-27-2004 at 17:36:02       [Reply]  [No Email]
Sounds like Steven Wright. Good stuff.


Alias    Posted 05-27-2004 at 17:18:53       [Reply]  [No Email]
Lenore, I could use a hand here getting this hook out of mt mouth. Once ya get hooked on these kind of things, you are bound to read each and every one. And, they are just so......oh, I don't know......dumb maybe.

Alias (The big dumb reader of dumb stuff)


Chas in Me    Posted 05-27-2004 at 15:14:33       [Reply]  [No Email]
Fun stuff. Love those one-liners that make you think.
Now, if I could just remember how to think.

Charles


DD    Posted 05-27-2004 at 15:02:52       [Reply]  [No Email]
Good ones Lenore : )


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