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~Lenore    Posted 05-27-2004 at 16:09:39       [Reply]  [No Email]
An elderly American gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs he fumbled in his bag for his passport.

"You 'ave been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically. The old gent admitted that he had been to France previously.

"Zen, you should know enough to 'ave your passport ready for inspection".

The American said, "The last time I was here I didn't have to show it."

"Zat is not possible. You Americans alwayz 'ave to show your passports on arrival in France!"

The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then quietly explained, "Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in '44, I couldn't find any damn Frenchmen anywhere around to show it to."



lamadon    Posted 05-27-2004 at 17:03:33       [Reply]  [No Email]
hit um in their arrogance.....GOD BLESS AMERICA
if it wernt for us and our allies they would still be eatn schnitzel and be sprekin ze douch if you know what I meen. but they still dont like us? ats ok I dont like chapange eather. >;P


DD    Posted 05-27-2004 at 16:13:14       [Reply]  [No Email]
LOL! Bless His Heart! : )


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