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Aunt Kelly
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Clipper    Posted 05-28-2004 at 05:45:17       [Reply]  [No Email]
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:

Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and 1 by 1 began to tell their stories.

"Johnny do you have a story to to share?"

Yes ma'am,my daddy told a story about my Aunt Kelly. She was a pilot in Afghanistan and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops.

She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets,killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke,and then she killed the last Taliban with her bare hands.

"Good Heavens,"said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?"

" Stay the h*ll away from Aunt Kelly when she's drinking."

DD    Posted 05-28-2004 at 08:51:12       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hmmmm, now surely that wouldn't be OUR Kelly would it? LOL!

Alias    Posted 05-28-2004 at 08:44:30       [Reply]  [No Email]
Good one.

JB    Posted 05-28-2004 at 06:59:42       [Reply]  [No Email]

Grove r    Posted 05-28-2004 at 07:50:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
Both are gooduns, Clipper....have yerself a good day.....R.E.L.

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