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Fawteen    Posted 06-02-2004 at 07:49:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
Came in the mud room after cleaning the chicken coop, the llama's boudoir and the sheep shed, and SWMBO meets me at the door and says "STRIP!"

Thought I was fixin' ta get lucky, turns out she just wanted to warsh them jeans afore I tracked anything in the house...

Fern(Mi)    Posted 06-02-2004 at 10:28:51       [Reply]  [No Email]
I thank the Lord for little green apples and your Wife. No longer seems Clink's the only one keeping a muddied hubby out.
Still, I envy you. Been number times my wife wouldn't even let me in the house. Anything I hates is the neighbors laughing at my knees.

Well it's purty.....    Posted 06-02-2004 at 08:54:51       [Reply]  [No Email]
obvious who's wearing the Anchors in that house.....when did she make E-9?????? :^)

Clipper:who tracks mud in....and has ta clean it too.....when I gits caught that is :^)

dale anne    Posted 06-02-2004 at 08:39:27       [Reply]  [No Email]
well good lord fawteen what ya expect?....woman working all day to keep yer house clean then ya wanna track mud all over the floors...I would have chased ya out with a broom stick...just ask Michael!...I make the menfolk strip and get washed under the hose before they come in iffin all muddy...iffin it just the clothing they can strip on the porch then come in...tell yer misses to have ya hang a few hooks on the porch and hang ya out a a lil advice fer ya.....iffin ya would have stripped without saying anything about getting lucky...all ya would have said was[as ya stand in boxers] ever hear about doing while ya sitting on the washer during spin cycle?...then iffin ya see a lil sparkle in her eye...tell her well ya gonna do laundry this have to be stripped down excuse also works fer the porch swing lol....good luck..dale anne

ron,ar    Posted 06-02-2004 at 08:46:47       [Reply]  [No Email]
ROFLMAO-I liked that!!!

mud    Posted 06-02-2004 at 08:18:10       [Reply]  [No Email]
she said that to you? holy moses. i swear--

nother thing-    Posted 06-02-2004 at 08:22:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
you are a lucky man. that wringer of the mrs. broke and she had to have a new one. i fixed up the old one when she went to town. she come back with the maytag. she tells me the wringer is what i use from now on with them chore duds. them duds is some stiff now. well, still, you are a lucky man. thats how i see it.

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