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Some Senior personal ads
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DD    Posted 06-03-2004 at 18:42:27       [Reply]  [No Email]
Some "Senior" personal ads seen in a Florida
newspaper: (Who says seniors don't have a sense of
humor?)

MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good
condition, some hair, many new parts including hip,
knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but
walks well.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried
fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round
out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of
breath not a problem.

MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through
Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and
Sunday, let's put our two heads together.

WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth
seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn
on the cob and caramel candy.

FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty,
80's, slim, 5'4" (Used to be 5'6"), searching for
sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching
white shoes and belt a plus.

SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks,
sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are
the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing
aids out and enjoy quiet times.

BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to
cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like
to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are
now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my
eight-track tapes


New-Gen    Posted 06-03-2004 at 18:47:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hey-some of those might work for me--you remember I hit that half century mark!!
The young chicks prob'ly won't want me anymore-


DD    Posted 06-03-2004 at 18:49:33       [Reply]  [No Email]
OK, so find yerself and Old Hen LOL!


New-Gen    Posted 06-03-2004 at 18:51:23       [Reply]  [No Email]
Actually I'd prefer a woman--but an old hen might taste good fried!


Fern(Mi)    Posted 06-03-2004 at 18:54:38       [Reply]  [No Email]
The way some of these posts go egged on?
Fernan


DD    Posted 06-03-2004 at 18:57:23       [Reply]  [No Email]
Eggzactly! ; ) TeeHee


DD    Posted 06-03-2004 at 18:53:54       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hmm, Okie Dokie, we each have different "Preferences" : )


New-Gen    Posted 06-03-2004 at 18:55:11       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well, different species for different purposes--


DD    Posted 06-03-2004 at 19:04:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
Okay, but if it's just the same I think I'll stick to my own species....HUMAN! LOL!


New-Gen    Posted 06-03-2004 at 19:09:48       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well, I prefer human females too, so we're on the same page there!
"Sensous uses a feather"
"Kinky uses the whole chicken"
An' I'm NOT kinky!!


DD    Posted 06-03-2004 at 19:14:58       [Reply]  [No Email]
HEY! And Ray Stevens says "I'm gonna come over there with a live chicken, a weedeater and some Peach Preserves" ROFLOL! It's me again Margaret....his songs always cracked me up : )


New-Gen    Posted 06-03-2004 at 19:17:08       [Reply]  [No Email]
I have that video!! It makes the song even better!!


DD    Posted 06-03-2004 at 19:20:16       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yep! TeeHee


Fern(Mi)    Posted 06-03-2004 at 18:45:58       [Reply]  [No Email]
I better not be letting Frieda Catch me reading those. Her skillet's getting warped.
Fernan


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