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Just a Joke
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Lurkin'NoMore    Posted 06-07-2004 at 10:13:14       [Reply]  [No Email]
Why the French have to speak English.
An officer in the U.S. Naval reserve was attending a conference that included admirals from both the U.S. Navy and the French navy. At a cocktail reception, he found himself in a small group that included personnel from both navies.!
The French admiral started complaining that whereas Europeans learned many languages, Americans learned only English.
He then asked: "Why is it that we have to speak English in these conferences rather than you speak French?"

Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied: "Maybe it's because we arranged it so you did not have to speak German."

The group became silent.

DD    Posted 06-07-2004 at 11:09:07       [Reply]  [No Email]
TeeHee, good one : ) Whatcha been Lurkin for? We don't bite, least not til we get to know ya a lil better anyway. LOL! Welcome Lurkin'NoMore, just funnin with ya. This is a nice place and we like pickin at one another but it's mostly all in fun and comes with a smile or a wink attached to it ; )

mud    Posted 06-07-2004 at 10:35:27       [Reply]  [No Email]
i sure like that one. cant let them folks forget it neither. they say history repeats itself if you dont watch for it.

~Lenore    Posted 06-07-2004 at 10:47:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yep, if they do not watch it those Frenchmen will be speaking Arabic before they know it.

bill b va    Posted 06-07-2004 at 12:01:04       [Reply]  [No Email]

and we will be speaking yiddish

not so funny    Posted 06-07-2004 at 12:11:08       [Reply]  [No Email]
we'll actualy be speaking spanish. It's already started.


~Lenore    Posted 06-07-2004 at 13:51:48       [Reply]  [No Email]
je parle juste un poco español

mes français et Espagnols obtiennent tous mélangés vers le haut

It drove my Spanish teacher crazy. ;-)

Burrhead    Posted 06-07-2004 at 13:05:29       [Reply]  [No Email]
quizás hablo español ya

Texas    Posted 06-07-2004 at 12:35:39       [Reply]  [No Email]
Que? Lo siento, no habla English :)

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