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Once a Baptist....
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DD    Posted 06-07-2004 at 19:55:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
ONCE A BAPTIST , YOU ALWAYS THINK LIKE A BAPTIST
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > John Smith was the only Protestant to move into a large
>Catholic
> > > >neighborhood. On the first Friday of Lent, John was outside
>grilling a
> > > >big juicy steak on his grill. Meanwhile, all of his neighbors were
> > > >eating cold tuna fish for supper. This went on each Friday of Lent.
>On
> > > >the last Friday of Lent, the neighborhood men got together and
>decided
> > > >that something had
> > > to
> > > >be done about John, he was tempting them to eat meat each Friday of
> > > >Lent, and they couldn't take it anymore. They decided to try and
> > > >convert John to be a Catholic.
> > > >
> > > > They went over and talked to him and were so happy that he
>decided
> > >
> > > >to join all of his neighbors and become a Catholic. They took him
>to
> > > >Church, and the Priest sprinkled some water over him, and said,
>"You
> > > >were born a Baptist, you were raised a Baptist, and now you are a
> > > >Catholic."
> > > >
> > > > The men were so relieved, now their biggest Lenten temptation
>was
> > > >resolved. The next year's Lenten season rolled around. The first
>Friday
> > >
> > > >of Lent came, and just at supper time, when the neighborhood was
> > > >setting down to their tuna fish dinner, came the wafting smell of
>steak
> > >
> > > >cooking on a grill. The neighborhood men could not believe their
>noses!
> > >
> > > >WHAT WAS GOING ON?
> > > >
> > > > They called each other up and decided to meet over in John's
>yard
> > > > to
> > > see
> > > >if he had forgotten it was the first Friday of Lent? The group
>arrived
> > > just
> > > >in time to see John standing over his grill with a small pitcher of
> > > >water. He was sprinkling some water over his steak on the grill,
> > > >saying, "You
> > > were
> > > >born a cow, you were raised a cow, and now you are a fish."
> > > > LOL!!!! And YES, I'm a Baptist too : )


Clod    Posted 06-07-2004 at 20:01:16       [Reply]  [No Email]
HA HA HA!! Funny!


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