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My turn for a funny
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Joe Dirt    Posted 06-11-2004 at 08:05:48       [Reply]  [No Email]
A farmer married a city girl and moved her out to his farm. She tried to help out with the farming, but didn't understand much about it. One morning her husband had to go plow, but told his wife the artificial insemination guy was coming today to take care of one of the cows. He tells his wife "i drove a long nail in the 2x4 over the cows' stall. show him that cow, and he'll take care of it." so the AI guy shows up and the wife takes him out to the barn and walks down the row of stalls till she finds the one with the long nail driven into the board over the cow's stall. she turns to the AI guy and says "it's this cow, with the nail over her stall." the AI guy says "what is the nail for?" and the wife says " I guess it's to hang your pants on."


Tinker-belle    Posted 06-11-2004 at 08:44:15       [Reply]  [No Email]
I just spewed my coffee all over the monitor.. ROFL.. good one.


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