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Ramblings of a retired mind
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a fwd e mail    Posted 06-19-2004 at 01:19:35       [Reply]  [No Email]

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped on. I can't afford one. so, I'm wearing my garage door opener.
You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway.
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!
I was thinking about old age and decided that it is 'when you still have something on the ball , but you are just too tired to bounce it'.
I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age, and call it "Pumping Rust".
I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest is falling into your drawers!
I know, when people see a cat's litter box, they always say "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!"
Employment application blanks always ask 'who is to be notified in case of an emergency.' I think you should write, "A good doctor!"
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do - write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they deliver the mail?
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then, it dawned on me, they were cramming for their finals. As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve...................................bill b va

eg    Posted 06-19-2004 at 05:06:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
bill, thanks for morning grin.

SusieQ    Posted 06-19-2004 at 04:37:35       [Reply]  [No Email]

Now that one just about says it all....Good thoughts.

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