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bill b va    Posted 07-02-2004 at 11:18:26       [Reply]  [No Email]

An elderly lady on a cruise ship wanders into the bar and asks for a scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, I'm on
this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday, and it's today."
The bartender says "Well, since it's your birthday, this one is on me."
As the woman finishes her drink, the lady to her right says, "I would like to
buy you a drink too."
The elderly matron says, "Why, thank you! -- Bartender, I would like a
with two drops of water."
"Coming right up," says the bartender.
As she finishes her drink, the man to her left says, "Allow me to buy a celebratory drink for you, too."
The lady smiles sweetly and says, "How very kind of you...bartender, I would
like another scotch with two drops of water."
Placing the drink in front of her, the bartender says, "No offense, Ma'am, but I can't help but be curious...why the scotch with only two drops of water?"
The 80 year-old replies, "Son, when you're my age, you learn how to hold your
liquor. . . Water, however, is a whole other issue!"

jackie    Posted 07-02-2004 at 11:30:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
i don't get it

jackie, Emily,Amanda...    Posted 07-02-2004 at 14:19:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
from - this may be something you can ask your doctor about in addition to the navel piercing & QI... Dee

Jackie    Posted 07-02-2004 at 18:47:28       [Reply]  [No Email]
what maybe something

Les    Posted 07-02-2004 at 11:56:28       [Reply]  [No Email]
It probably depends on what age you are.

Burrhead    Posted 07-02-2004 at 11:50:13       [Reply]  [No Email]
give it a few more years jackie you'll get it ;^)

jackie    Posted 07-02-2004 at 12:38:19       [Reply]  [No Email]
Im 32...

Burrhead    Posted 07-02-2004 at 13:08:27       [Reply]  [No Email]
32..........goooood land. When you can get a Rootie Tootie discount you'll start to understand the joke. 8^).

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