Posted 07-02-2004 at 15:46:40
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10.Drink molasses 'til you heave. 9.Wet bonnet contest.
8.Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy. 7. Buttermilk kegger.
6.Blow past the Dairy Queen on a really smokin' Clydesdale.
5. Get a tattoo: "Born to raise barns."
4.Cruise streets of Belleville shouting insults at people with zippers.
3. Sleep 'til 6 a.m.
2. Churn butter in short sleeves.
1. Drive over to Allensville and kick some Mennonite butt.