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Mornin all...and a joke
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Joe Dirt    Posted 07-09-2004 at 04:20:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
I got this from another site this morning...made me laugh, so I thought I'd share with you fine folks!

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After getting all of the Pope's luggage loaded into the limo (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.

"Excuse me, Your Eminence," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"

"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today."

"I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.

"There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel.

The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Supreme Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.

"Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

"Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license," moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.

"So bust him," said the Chief.

"I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop.

Chief exclaimed, "All the more reason!"

"No, I mean really important," said the cop.

The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: "Governor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"

Cop: "I think it's God!"

Chief: " What makes you think it's God?"

Cop: "He's got the Pope for a limo driver!"


eg    Posted 07-09-2004 at 04:34:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
morning jd, great joke! lol! thanks for the morning grin. eg


Joe Dirt    Posted 07-09-2004 at 04:41:02       [Reply]  [No Email]
No problem....I figure if I can make one person laugh, it'll be agood day.

Now, if I could only figure out somedays if people are laughing with me, or at me.....


Grove r    Posted 07-09-2004 at 07:56:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
That one is top drawer, Joe...gotta 'member it....takk for the laugh...R.E.L.


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