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Les    Posted 07-13-2004 at 05:07:38       [Reply]  [No Email] an old fool.

(Martinsville) - It wasn't a teenager that police arrested for crashing his pickup while doing doughnuts in a school parking lot. The man arrested for driving while intoxicated is 81 years old.

Floyd Elmer Adams of Indianapolis was arrested Sunday afternoon after his pickup truck slammed into the wall of an elementary school in Martinsville. Adams wasn't hurt and the school building sustained only minor damage.

Police said his blood-alcohol level was three times the legal limit for driving in Indiana. The state trooper who arrested Adams says he's the oldest drunk he's ever had to arrest. Adams remains in the Morgan County jail.

(Copyright 2004 Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.)

Joe Dirt    Posted 07-13-2004 at 05:16:43       [Reply]  [No Email]
(Copyright 2004 Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.)

Les! you criminal!!! Spank bad Les!

That story just proves a friend of mine right. He said, growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional!

Les    Posted 07-13-2004 at 05:20:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
Now, Joe, I couldda left that part out when I copied and pasted but I wanted the AP to get credit for its work. They have to pay poor old Helen Thomas somehow (speaking of old fools).
Now, hit me some more. Please.

Joe Dirt    Posted 07-13-2004 at 07:09:56       [Reply]  [No Email]
You a glutton for pain or something?

Ok, you asked for here it goes!

Club Bubble

crap, that backfired!

MARGO    Posted 07-13-2004 at 21:38:47       [Reply]  [No Email]
Where did you get those cute animations?
Those are adorable.

Salmoneye    Posted 07-13-2004 at 07:02:20       [Reply]  [No Email]
Please Les...

Didn't your Mama teach you respect for your elders?

Poor old Helen (shaking head looking wistful)...She can't help that she has lost her mind...

But wasn't she UPI?...Last I heard she was now working for Hearst as a columnist...

Then there is her 'filibuster' at the January 9, 2003 press conference with Ari Fleischer...

OK, ok...So the 'old fool' part is correct...Still doesn't make either of us 'right' LOL...

Don't tell my Mama, eh?

Les    Posted 07-13-2004 at 12:42:40       [Reply]  [No Email]
Leave it to you to notice that minor distinction. I thought I could get away with it. ";^) Is there any UPI anymore?
Hey, I saw Mutt today and he says he ain't seen no sign you've been at your camp.

Uh...    Posted 07-13-2004 at 12:53:58       [Reply]  [No Email]
You mean haying the lawn and cutting about 30 sapplings on Saturday last isn't enough to make him notice?


He should see my sister (and some others) there this weekend...

United Press Internationa    Posted 07-13-2004 at 12:58:14       [Reply]  [No Email]

Ayuh...Still alive and well it seems...


Alias    Posted 07-13-2004 at 10:21:20       [Reply]  [No Email]
I haven't seen a new conference for a while. Are you telling me dear sweet ole Helen is finally gone? ..................

BTW, the string for deer stopped working when the county installed a street light near my garden. So, I can no longer prescribe it as a deterrant. Maybe the added light, maybe they got brave, maybe they smelled the ripe corn. Whatever, they wiped me out just a day or two before the picking stage. I'd still like to come for the lobster.....gfp

rhouston    Posted 07-13-2004 at 10:27:42       [Reply]  [No Email]
nothing beats a six foot fence.

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