Posted 07-14-2004 at 19:48:15
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A guy goes into a bar and orders a glass of beer. After a few minutes he calls the bartender over and asks if the gas station across the parking lot has a restroom. The bartender says yeah. So, the man says well, watch my beer, I'll be back shortly. I'm going over to that rest room.
Bartender: You don't have to go that far. We have a restroom here.
Man: Ah, I...I'd better go over there, you see, I take these salts.
Bartender: Suit yourself.
A few minutes later the man returns and finishes off his beer and orders another. Since he was the only patron in the place, he struck up a pleasant conversation with the bartender. After about three glasses of beer, the man called to the bartender to keep an eye on his beer. He explained that he needed to visit the restroom again. Again the bartender suggested that he use the restroom in the place. But, the man again declined and reminded the bartender that he takes salts.
When the man returned the second time he again drank several glasses of the brew. And, in time the urge came upon him and he said he was off to visit the gas station. This time, however, the bartender wouldn't take no for an answer. He insisted that the man use the bar's restroom. The man asked if he was sure, cause he takes salts.
salts, smalts, just go use the restroom replied the bartender. So, the man reluctantly obeyed.
Now, the man stayed in the restroom longer than normal and the bartender began to have second thoughts. So, when the man finally came out the bartender casually made his way to the restroom to check it out. What he saw turned his stomach. There was crap on the walls and ceiling and all over the room. He was so infuriated at what he saw, he immediately accousted the man and demanded to know what kind of salts he was taking. And, the man replied,........summer.