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Todays Stock Market Report
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JDK    Posted 07-19-2004 at 14:57:40       [Reply]  [No Email]
Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were up in heavy trading. Light switches were off. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remained unchanged. Shipping lines stayed at an even keel. The market for raisins dried up. Coca Cola fizzled. Caterpillar stock inched up a bit. Sun peaked at midday. Balloon prices were inflated. Scott Tissue touched a new bottom. And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market


~Lenore    Posted 07-19-2004 at 15:04:58       [Reply]  [No Email]
Dog gone it!!
Wish I had known all that sooner!
I have all this idle money laying around;
I could of invested it.


toolman    Posted 07-19-2004 at 15:00:13       [Reply]  [No Email]
hmmm and i didn,t make a cent.


Dieselrider    Posted 07-19-2004 at 17:05:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
It's ok toolman, most of us are used to you not makin any sence. LOL Sorry, I couldn't help myself.


toolman    Posted 07-19-2004 at 17:26:40       [Reply]  [No Email]
you know me well haha


Clod    Posted 07-19-2004 at 16:09:58       [Reply]  [No Email]
Ha ha


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