Posted 07-21-2004 at 12:59:45
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Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a hen's butt looked edible?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!And they think Goofy is the stupid one!!!
If Wile E.Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle,Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe,you believe them,but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
And my favotite......
If quizzes are quizzical,what are tests?