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Peanut    Posted 07-21-2004 at 12:18:12       [Reply]  [No Email]
What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Why don't they make mouse flavored cat food?

How did the fool and his money ever get together in the first place?

If a fly has no wings, do you call him a hop?

Joe Dirt    Posted 07-21-2004 at 12:59:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a hen's butt looked edible?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!And they think Goofy is the stupid one!!!

If Wile E.Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle,Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe,you believe them,but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

And my favotite......
If quizzes are quizzical,what are tests?I Dunno

New-Gen    Posted 07-21-2004 at 12:51:34       [Reply]  [No Email]
Why do dogs hang their head out the window when you're driving down the road but get mad when you blow in their face? (unless you have bad breath}
If a gas engine has gaskets,shouldn't a diesel have dieselkets?

New-Gen    Posted 07-21-2004 at 12:45:07       [Reply]  [No Email]
Why do dogs hang their head out the window when you're driving down the road but get mad when you blow in their face? (unless you have bad breath}

toolman    Posted 07-21-2004 at 12:46:42       [Reply]  [No Email]
i think its the breath new -gen after all you know how good theirs smell haha

Dawg has good smelling br    Posted 07-21-2004 at 13:00:47       [Reply]  [No Email]
Because I use mint flavored tidybowl!

toolman    Posted 07-21-2004 at 13:06:16       [Reply]  [No Email]
i dunno know bout that i hear he has whisky breath and only uses tidy bowl to confuse the breath alizer

Not any more    Posted 07-21-2004 at 13:15:18       [Reply]  [No Email]
I sent him to AA after we had a DUI here. {Dawg Urinated Inside}

toolman    Posted 07-21-2004 at 13:24:28       [Reply]  [No Email]
that was him i saw at AA,s hmmm sure glad you got him in, that booze is making him look hard, next thing ya know he,ll be wrasslin ole fern for that bottle.

Melanie    Posted 07-21-2004 at 12:29:08       [Reply]  [No Email]
1. Flatbread?
2. What if it is mouse flavored- and how would we know the difference? Is there a cat food taster?
3. Inheritance?
4. If you wanted to, I guess you could... ;)

I got one that cracked me up when I read it:
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G ?

Peanut    Posted 07-21-2004 at 12:31:43       [Reply]  [No Email]
Preparations A thru G didn't work right. They were missing the other 19 letters. That is why you didn't hear about it.

See how much fun this is. How many people are annoyed though?

JDK    Posted 07-21-2004 at 12:39:29       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well,2 people annoyed would make a pair,therefore paranoid,at least thats what my Rice Krispys told me.

toolman    Posted 07-21-2004 at 12:45:38       [Reply]  [No Email]
they talk to you too huh.

LOL    Posted 07-21-2004 at 12:41:28       [Reply]  [No Email]
Very good

- Pnut (for short)

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