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Ron/PA    Posted 07-27-2004 at 06:08:33       [Reply]  [No Email]
All this advertising by them southern girls starts to make me think of a used car commercial. Anytime someone spends this much time 'splainin to me how good an item is, I tend to think I'm about to be sold a bill of goods.
Every time I hear that southern drawl, it's on the CB hangin out at a truck stop and the echo topped by exageration makes my hair hurt.
I think I'll just stick to our miners daughters, that will bounce a beer can off a squad car and keep her mouth shut when they come back around.

Redneck    Posted 07-27-2004 at 18:40:42       [Reply]  [No Email]
Accent? What accent? We'uns always thought yoose gize talked funny. heh heh

steve19438    Posted 07-27-2004 at 09:54:04       [Reply]  [Send Email]
i dated a "GP" from lagrange, ga. for four years back in the day. i totally enjoyed the accent then but now find it kinda over used and boring.
(wonder how she is doing these days...)

ya meant to say    Posted 07-27-2004 at 14:55:31       [Reply]  [No Email]
she dumped ya huh?

steve19438    Posted 07-28-2004 at 05:53:54       [Reply]  [Send Email]
acutally i left her! i wanted to get married and she didn't.

PS    Posted 07-27-2004 at 06:23:16       [Reply]  [No Email]
Ladies Verses Real Women
Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up."

Real Women - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."

Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares?

Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway.

Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the inside of the cake.

Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you.

Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

Real Women - Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it.

Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

Real Women - Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it.

And finally the most important tip!.....

Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

Real Women - Leftover wine??

Aprille    Posted 07-27-2004 at 06:48:52       [Reply]  [No Email]
So is there any way to be a real woman AND a lady?? Yes..Buy the Sara Lee cakes..suck down them Margareeetas..heavy on the salty rim please..and sit appropriatly in that short skirt and stilletto heels while watching the kids play outside with their Ice creams a runnin down their arms..and FERGIT the marshmallows!!

Ron/PA    Posted 07-27-2004 at 06:50:29       [Reply]  [No Email]
You nailed it, right on the head!!

KellyGa    Posted 07-27-2004 at 07:03:31       [Reply]  [No Email]
Heres me:

Hair tied up, because it is so dang hot, tank top, shorts, no shoes for sure, sippin lemonade and petting chickens, while throwing a ball for the dog. I abhore shoes my deah! I can be a lady when I need to be, but most times I am just me, in all my glory, bless your heart, lol.

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