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I like # 19 : )
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DD    Posted 07-30-2004 at 23:13:04       [Reply]  [No Email]
A WASHINGTON POST columnist runs a column each summer listing
> interesting
> > > > WOMEN'S T-shirts observed at the Ocean City, Md. beach.
> > > >
> > > > 1. I CHILDPROOFED MY HOUSE, BUT THEY STILL GET IN.
> > > >
> > > > 2. (On the front) 60 IS NOT OLD. (On the back) IF YOU'RE A TREE.
> > > >
> > > > 3. I'M STILL HOT... IT JUST COMES IN FLASHES.
> > > >
> > > > 4. AT MY AGE, "GETTING LUCKY" MEANS FINDING MY CAR IN THE PARKING
LOT.
> > > >
> > > > 5. MY REALITY CHECK JUST BOUNCED.
> > > >
> > > > 6. LIFE IS SHORT. MAKE FUN OF IT.
> > > >
> > > > 7. I'M NOT 50. I'M $49.95 PLUS TAX.
> > > >
> > > > 8. ANNAPOLIS - A DRINKING TOWN WITH A SAILOR PROBLEM.
> > > >
> > > > 9. I NEED SOMEBODY BAD... ARE YOU BAD?
> > > >
> > > > 10. PHYSICALLY PFFFFFT!
> > > >
> > > > 11. BUCKLE UP. IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR THE ALIENS TO SNATCH YOU FROM
> YOUR
> > > > CAR.
> > > >
> > > > 12. I'M NOT A SNOB. I'M JUST BETTER THAN YOU ARE.
> > > >
> > > > 13. IT'S MY CAT'S WORLD. I'M JUST HERE TO OPEN CANS.
> > > >
> > > > 14. EARTH IS THE INSANE ASYLUM OF THE UNIVERSE.
> > > >
> > > > 15. KEEP STARING....I MAY DO A TRICK.
> > > >
> > > > 16. WE GOT RID OF THE KIDS. THE DOG WAS ALLERGIC.
> > > >
> > > > 17. DANGEROUSLY UNDER-MEDICATED.
> > > >
> > > > 18. MY MIND WORKS LIKE LIGHTNING. ONE BRILLIANT FLASH AND IT'S GONE.
> > > >
> > > > 19. EVERY TIME I HEAR THE DIRTY WORD "EXERCISE", I WASH MY MOUTH OUT
> > > > WITH CHOCOLATE.
> > > >
> > > > 20. CATS REGARD PEOPLE AS WARM-BLOODED FURNITURE.
> > > >
> > > > 21. LIVE YOUR LIFE SO THAT WHEN YOU DIE, THE PREACHER WILL NOT
> > > > HAVE TO TELL LIES AT YOUR FUNERAL.
> > > >
> > > > 22. IN GOD WE TRUST. ALL OTHERS WE POLYGRAPH.




TO35    Posted 07-31-2004 at 05:59:25       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hey DD......I liked em all....


TO


SusieQ    Posted 07-31-2004 at 04:06:46       [Reply]  [No Email]
I liked #21 hehehehe!


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