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New Pastor : ) LOL
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DD    Posted 08-01-2004 at 18:33:34       [Reply]  [No Email]
New Pastor

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."

Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?
They still are!

"A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov 17:22a)



Ron/PA    Posted 08-02-2004 at 08:35:36       [Reply]  [No Email]
Some of the funniest jokes I've ever heard were told to me by our Pastor!
Ron


mike    Posted 08-02-2004 at 10:05:35       [Reply]  [No Email]
you really need ta git out more....


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