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Anvil    Posted 08-08-2004 at 22:33:23       [Reply]  [No Email]
.....if a man were by himself in the forest and a tree fell, would his wife still think he was wrong?
Why do politicians who write the laws always seem to be immune from those laws?
Why do Canadian Geese fly south for the winter and Canadians always go further north?
And, I was a wonderin' Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Hammerin on Anvil



Ron/PA    Posted 08-09-2004 at 06:49:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
Not only would his wife think he was wrong, she'd tell him how wrong he was!
Geese fly south for the winter cause it's warmer, but THEY don't have to pay taxes. Canadigans do, so they do the smart thing and avoid the states and their taxes!
As for the sheep, with the high price of wool clothing, they have had to take out insurance, they are now covered by,,,,,,,, READY?
An umbrella policy,,
Sorry.
Ron


mojo    Posted 08-09-2004 at 04:48:00       [Reply]  [No Email]
#1 -yes; #2-because we let them; #3-God loves geese and ...well I don't want to hurt any Canadians feelings #4-They do, they just stretch really fast afterwards!


deadcarp    Posted 08-09-2004 at 04:10:00       [Reply]  [No Email]
Here's something to ponder - Finlanders already get 4 seasons right? But if they're typically prosperous enough, it's traditional to have a summer cabin - UP NORTH! They couldn't get cold enough in finland or what?



Clod    Posted 08-09-2004 at 04:13:49       [Reply]  [No Email]
What if a man went out in the forrest and fell down,,Do you think his wife would hear about it?


Grove r    Posted 08-09-2004 at 07:01:19       [Reply]  [No Email]
No! but if it was the other way 'round, HE would sure hear about it being HIS fault!!!!


Clod    Posted 08-09-2004 at 17:24:43       [Reply]  [No Email]
Ha ha !


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