Posted 08-09-2004 at 18:08:03
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Well Anvil ...
Mom's are always right. Mom's are always in our business.
Use the good scissors and grab your Rosary and start prayin'.
Naw. Actually, take the good scissors, poke them into the nice drapes a couple of times to make sure they are sharp and then run down the hallway with the sharp end pointing up. Its a good feeling.
Then go outside wearing nothing but underwear and black socks to check the mail or grab the newspaper. Your neighbors may think you are nuts. But who cares?