Posted 08-10-2004 at 11:07:53
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The Redneck At The Zoo
A Wild Animal Park acquired a rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, this new female gorilla became very difficult to handle. The veterinarian determined that she was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla.
Reflecting on the problem, the administrator thought of Eddie Standen, a redneck part-time intern, responsible for cleaning the animal cages.
Eddie had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The administrator thought they might have a solution. He approached Eddie with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500?
Eddie showed some interest but said he would have to think about the matter. The next day, Eddie said he would accept, but only under the following conditions.
a.. "First, I don't want to have to kiss her on the lips." The administrator agreed to this condition.
b.. "Second" Eddie said "You must never tell anyone about this." The administrator again agreed. .
c.. "Third, I want all the offspring to be raised Southern Baptist." Once again the administrator agreed.
d.. And last Eddie said "You've got to give me another week to come up with the $500."