Posted 08-13-2004 at 16:53:10
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George, age 92, and Edith, age 89, are all excited about their
to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the
way they pass a drugstore. George suggests they go in and address the
man behind the counter.
"Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
George: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
George: "How about support hose for circulation?"
George: "What about medicine for rheumatism, osteoporosis and
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
George: "How about waterproof furniture pads and Depends?"
Pharmacist: "Yes sir."
George: "Hearing aid &denture supplies and reading glasses?"
George: "What about eye drops, sleeping pills, Geritol and Ensure?"
George: "You sell wheelchairs, walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds and sizes. Why all of these questions?"
George smiles and replies to the pharmacist, "We'd like to use your
store as our Bridal Registry."