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To35    Posted 08-13-2004 at 16:55:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
" Robot bar tender"
There a was new bar in town everyone was
talking about because it had a robot-bartender.

A man walked in to see this for himself.
He sat at the bar and sure enough, a
robot was tending the bar. The man ordered
a drink and the robot asked
him what his IQ is.
The man replied that his IQ is "150."
So the robot began discussing nuclear physics,
hydrogen power cells and
the current state of the global atmosphere.
The man is amazed. He had to see how good this
robot really is, left the
bar, came right back in and sat at the bar again.
Again, the robot asked him for his IQ.
This time the man replied "100."
So the robot discussed football, basketball and
the proper way to grill a steak.
The man left and came back in for a third time.
This time he told the robot that his IQ is "50."
The robot replied: "So, are you democrats really
going to vote for Kerry?"

Deidre Petersen    Posted 10-16-2007 at 17:50:38       [Reply]  [Send Email]
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Burrhead    Posted 08-13-2004 at 18:06:22       [Reply]  [No Email]
Better watch out with political post. We just have got BrudderLes' stomach settled back down. Never did figger out if he had something stuck in his throat or the 3 hour bug.

Here's ye another one tho.

President Bush wakes up one morning, looks out of the White House window and sees "The President Sucks" written in the snow in urine. Furious, he calls in the FBI and demands the perpetrators be found. Later that day the FBI agents return.

"Well sir," says the first agent, "the urine has been analyzed and it's the Vice President's". Bush goes purple with rage and shouts, "Is that all?"

"Well no sir," says the agent, "It's the First Lady's handwriting."

Wilbur Cannon    Posted 10-16-2007 at 09:34:40       [Reply]  [Send Email]
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Reido in MO    Posted 08-14-2004 at 08:44:06       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hey Burr, isn't that an old joke? Seems to me I recall it was Hillary's hand writing and slick lookin out the winder.

Ricardo Garner    Posted 10-15-2007 at 13:04:00       [Reply]  [Send Email]
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ron,ar    Posted 08-13-2004 at 19:56:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
ya gotta give him a break Burr, he has a new girlfriend on his mind. Haven't you noticed him being gone a lot?

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Burrhead    Posted 08-13-2004 at 20:38:26       [Reply]  [No Email]
According to what Scrub and CheneyBurton claim don't neither one of them fellers even like wimmin. You must be kidding me??

Russel Washington    Posted 10-16-2007 at 17:14:47       [Reply]  [Send Email]
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toolman    Posted 08-13-2004 at 18:42:32       [Reply]  [No Email]
good un burr i just see the blood vessles apopin now lol.

Bryan Bender    Posted 10-16-2007 at 09:38:13       [Reply]  [Send Email]
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Burrhead    Posted 08-13-2004 at 18:59:17       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yeah you know I just noticed something. There is no way I can take a vacation. I can't even be gone for a day.

Them yuppie ratwing men that float thru here attacked the wimmin folks over nuthin and run down anybody that don't wear Nixon t-shirts.

I noticed they don't even like men to have union jobs. That's Un-American not to want a good paying job close to home.

We should always be proud and happy for any man who wants to better his living condition.

donna in w.v    Posted 08-13-2004 at 17:00:57       [Reply]  [Send Email]
That's not nice!!! TRUE but not nice!!!!

Cheri Olson    Posted 10-15-2007 at 10:41:52       [Reply]  [Send Email]
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Don't wanna offend anyone    Posted 08-13-2004 at 22:09:49       [Reply]  [No Email]

so I'll try to offend everyone.

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Doc    Posted 08-13-2004 at 22:11:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
That was me /\

Jerry Bowen    Posted 10-15-2007 at 10:04:22       [Reply]  [Send Email]
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