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Osama's heaven
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Ron/PA    Posted 08-13-2004 at 20:02:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
Osma Bin Laden finally died and when he arrived at Heaven he was greeted by George Washington who slapped him and yelled "How dare you to try to destroy the great country that I helped to conceive?" Patrick Henry then appeared and punched Osama in the nose. After that James Madison entered and kicked him in the shin. He was followed by an angry Thomas Jefferson who whacked him over the head with his cane. The threshing continued as John Randolph, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on him. Suddenly Osma as he lay writhing in pain said to an angel, "This is not what you had promised me." "Come on, Osma," the angel said, "I kept telling your that there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you here.'

deadcarp    Posted 08-14-2004 at 04:24:18       [Reply]  [No Email]
These fresh from the front:

Not well known but on the president's last visit to the region, he couldn't resist stopping to gloat over Saddam at the holding facility. But when he entered the cell Saddam cracked, "I tried to tell you George - not as easy to herd as texas republicans are they?"

When asked why he was caught in the no-fly zone, one Iraqi replied "Cuz i can't stand bugs on my windshield" (this one might take a while to soak in :)

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