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Anvil    Posted 08-15-2004 at 18:45:28       [Reply]  [No Email]
Got kicked out of church this morning.
I had taken a 6-pack cooler full of beer in with me. My guess I hadnít taken enough to share with everybody.
Hammerin on Anvil

toolman    Posted 08-15-2004 at 19:06:41       [Reply]  [No Email]
that,ll teach ya , them church goers like a cool drink too, next time take a couple of 24 PACKS anyways.

Burrhead    Posted 08-15-2004 at 18:58:50       [Reply]  [No Email]
must be a dang baptist church. looks like one them auxillary lady deacons would have told ye the rules.

in case ye decide to go back next week there is no house limit on tater juice but I guess you did'nt know that.

I never did figger out how come they don't serve beer and parched peanuts anyway.

Vic in Kenefick    Posted 08-15-2004 at 20:15:05       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hey now easy on the baptist. I am one and it is ok to drink but you need to do it out of a paper cup so God cant read the lable. Parched peanuts are great but some of the little Southern Baptist old ladies have poblems with their dentures. I suggest fried pork skins.

~Lenore    Posted 08-16-2004 at 06:29:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
Boy, Vic, you like living dangerous dont you?
If you turn up missing;
I do not want the police asking me if I know of anyone with a reason to git ya.
...cause I would have to lie and I dont like doing that! LOL

Burrhead    Posted 08-16-2004 at 11:58:48       [Reply]  [No Email]
~Lenore, you won't have to lie.(it's fibbing)

~Lenore    Posted 08-16-2004 at 16:15:00       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hummmmm guess that is like a venial (sp) sin compared to a mortal sin?
I am not sure if I can convince Him that fibbing is think?

Burrhead    Posted 08-16-2004 at 19:58:11       [Reply]  [No Email]
~Lenore I do believe He will be busy enough processing some of the rest of us through you won't even hear about your fib.

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